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[tony harte]

Dont believe all this crap about Santa

I sent him a letter asking for Mariah Carey in fish net stockings,suspenders,high heel boots, and in a dirty mood.

What did i get!!!!!!!
Bloody Jordon in the nude sticking her dirty tounge in my earhole.

I said JORDON.........no..............
You might be Jordon but i want Mariah

What did the dirty cow do??????????

Chucked me on the floor and violated my body for over 4 hours and left £40,000 on the bedside table.
What a bitch

So Santa is a lieing bastard that cant come up with the goods.

I feel dirty and used and i will never write to Santa again.

I just hope Debbie my blow up Doll can forgive me.

I love drinking meths late at night

[karma]

nope, Santa is there, I saw him last nite with Mariah Carey, they both seemed having fun
why dont u try to write another letter to Santa asking for Condoliza Rise, lets see what happens
merry, hopefull christmas

[miltiades]

Mariah told me how busy she was last night only here for 5 minutes ! Im glad Im a two minutes wonderkid !!

[Snad]

I know what you mean Tony.

I asked for Patrick Swazyse to be wrapped up and a big blue ribbon on top, but Santa totally ignored me and now I only have my husband. However I shall try again next year

[reportfromcyprus]

Santa doesn't exist? But...but who was that guy in the red suit who came down my chimney last night and did...um, ah, forget it

[anastasiaC]

Mariah Carey??
Patrick Swayze?
what era/planet do you people live in?

[aidy]

yes he does, i know he does, cos he is my dad

i phoned him and asked him why, he wasn't happy cos i woke him, but he told me that you were on the bad boy list and deserved everything you got.

sorry dude, but if your not on the good list you will get the nasty crap stuff. be nice to ppl and you never know what you might get next year.

oh he told me to ask you where the hell was the whisky and carrots for the reindeer too?!?!?!??!

[THE HIGHLANDER]

OH YES BUT HE DOES..............

[dinos]

Mariah Carey??
Patrick Swayze?
what era/planet do you people live in?

Time flies, huh? Mariah Carey recently put out an album and toured if I'm not mistaken.

OTOH, Patrick Swayze is firmly settled in Hasbeenland.

Cheers,
dinos

[Snad]

Mariah Carey??
Patrick Swayze?
what era/planet do you people live in?

Time flies, huh? Mariah Carey recently put out an album and toured if I'm not mistaken.

OTOH, Patrick Swayze is firmly settled in Hasbeenland.

Cheers,
dinos

Hey Dinos,

Hasbeenland he maybe in, but he is still one sexy man