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There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

[Kikapu]

I see, you still got the touch.!

Nice one.

[Niki]

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!