Z4 wrote:Oracle wrote:Phill wrote:Oracle wrote:Phill wrote:Oracle wrote:Phill wrote:
Dear sirs... please act as gentlemen and refrain from commenting with such distasteful remarks... A priestess as she is deserves nothing less than a bow of admiration and respect!!!! Let me fetch you some more wine Dear!!!!
My Lord Dionysus ... I am only here to serve and not taste from your cup which overfloweth
My lady... Please, you were not put upon this planet to serve... but to be carried in ones arms and showered with love, understanding and fine glasses of beautiful wine...
Oh but I do not want to tire out your arms through carrying me; and wine dulls my senses .... Come closer .... May I call you Phillip? .... Of Macedonia?
To carry you in ones arms would be an honour... For I do not tire easily and am proud of my stamina!!!! and fear not as the wine would be absorbed by the fresh fruit of which I would offer to you... I wouldn't want to dull your senses but to enlighten them my priestess!!!... I feel you close to me......
OK... I'll just take off my .... make up .... so come closer and join me .....
.... on the bed ......
Goodnight ....
Oracle, you need a haircut
and a shave Z4!