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[villawagen]

ok i have decided to become an agony uncle for this forum. please post any problems you may have on this thread and i will try and help you solve your issues !!!!!
for example you can say dear villawagen i have a large wart on my etc etc !!!! and i will reply my remedy
any problems ask uncle villawagen no matter how big or small, i am here waiting to help

[karma]

Hi uncle willawagen,
I m fem, 39 years, married but regretted..trying to complete my world tour which i have started 20 years ago, and I need around 30.000 Euros...
waiting for ur help my uncle...if possible before 2007...
thank u uncle, i love u

[karma]

Dear uncle villawagen,
I forgot to tell u about my cousine, she is 52 but still single, she wants to get marry a matured man..
can u help her too?? (after u help me first)
thank u my uncle
u r the best uncle on earth

[karma]

my dear uncle
I want to visit Cypruss, but the hotels r very expensive, can i stay with u and my dearest aunty??
I missed u so much, it has been 39 years ))

[villawagen]

Hi uncle willawagen,
I m fem, 39 years, married but regretted..trying to complete my world tour which i have started 20 years ago, and I need around 30.000 Euros...
waiting for ur help my uncle...if possible before 2007...
thank u uncle, i love u

hi karma
this is a surprisingly very common problem nothing to worry about as it can be remedied by using various ways of earning money!!!.
if you regret being married you may wish to consider prostitution !!!
this can be a rewarding profession and give you good income, if you work hard. who knows you may reach your target of 30,000 euros within 6 months, if you are good at it

[villawagen]

Dear uncle villawagen,
I forgot to tell u about my cousine, she is 52 but still single, she wants to get marry a matured man..
can u help her too?? (after u help me first)
thank u my uncle
u r the best uncle on earth

hi karma
yes i have someone in mind, however he does fart a lot, and would need his ointment rubbed onto his sores every 3 hours
hope this does not put your cousin off

[karma]

wht kind of an uncle u r, damn it
besides who is gona pay for me , Im 39, short, slim and no experience...I ll need plastic surgery first which costs more than 30.000...
will u help me or NOT?

[villawagen]

wht kind of an uncle u r, damn it
besides who is gona pay for me , Im 39, short, slim and no experience...I ll need plastic surgery first which costs more than 30.000...
will u help me or NOT?

hhhhmmm nothing wrong with bieng 39 (mature is good) slim is ok, i dought that you have no experience at 39, and i dont believe that you need plastic surgery try it you may like it

failing that try the lotto !!!!!! ya never know

why do you need 30,000 euros anyway??????

[Eliko]

Dear Uncle villawagen, it is so nice of you to offer your counselling to those of us unfortunates that may apply for such from time to time, however, since you have been unable to assist poor karma in her request for financial assistance, may I make a suggestion which may alleviate both your own and karma's dilemma?, we have all been informed of the wealth 'THE HIGHLANDER' possesses, perhaps he would be prepared to contribute the required sum, the generosity of the Scots is renowned the world over. May I also take this opportunity to extend to you the compliments of the festive season, prosperity in the new year and best wishes for your new vocation.

[Eliko]

Dear Uncle villawagen, subsequent to the above suggestion, having read some of the other contributions made to the forum by 'THE HIGHLANDER', it occurs to me that he could also resolve karma's other dilemma's, if he could be persuaded to 'lift his kilt' for a wee while, (providing his boasts are genuine), he may well be able to satisfy all the requirements of your first applicant....... What a brilliant start to your new venture !.