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[villawagen]

Dear Uncle

I have a very serious illness its called tomuchselfabuse syndrome.

I am blind in one eye, and have tennis elbow.

My doctor says the only cure is 3 in a bed with Britney Spears and Christine Agralaura, and if it dose not happen soon i will loose the sight of my other eye

Can you please fix it for me a Jim could not

Or send me 25k so i can buy some high class hookers

dear tony
this is indeed a very serious condition and can also lead to you acquiring hairy hands, in more severe cases .

unfortunately i cannot give you 25k as i have already spent it on wine women and song

may i suggest you invest in a goat or a small donkey !!!! not quite what you had in mind, but will still do the job.

under no circumstances buy a sheep though!!!!! as they are just dirty sluts

[karma]

Dear uncle villawagen,
I like some1 but he doesnt like me, wht am i gona do??
by the way, the dinner was cool, we ate souvlakia and pizza..my food made happy all the dogs n cats in the Aegean regon...
I like some1 , he doesnt like me, help me

[villawagen]

Dear uncle villawagen,
I like some1 but he doesnt like me, wht am i gona do??
by the way, the dinner was cool, we ate souvlakia and pizza..my food made happy all the dogs n cats in the Aegean regon...
I like some1 , he doesnt like me, help me

dear karma
have you told him you like him ? and how do you know he doesnt like you

glad you liked your food mmmmmm souvlakia dribble dribble

[Kikapu]

as for marriage and prostitution ???? depends on what kind of marriage you have

Few years ago, Prince Phillips (Queens husband), made a remark regarding the roles of a wife and a prostitute. He said something like, "that the roles both women play were basically the same, when it comes to sex". In essence he was calling the Queen a "whore".

I know what QE 1st would have done to him at the Tower of London, for those remarks, but what should have QE 2nd have done.??

[villawagen]

as for marriage and prostitution ???? depends on what kind of marriage you have

Few years ago, Prince Phillips (Queens husband), made a remark regarding the roles of a wife and a prostitute. He said something like, "that the roles both women play were basically the same, when it comes to sex". In essence he was calling the Queen a "whore".

I know what QE 1st would have done to him at the Tower of London, for those remarks, but what should have QE 2nd have done.??

well i doubt if the queen put on sexy undies and said to Phillip, come on big boy i love you long time for ten dollar but you never know

[Kikapu]

I'm not so certain that you're able to help too many people with their problems as an "UNCLE".!!

Perhaps if you were a "WIZARD", you would have much better success.!!

Sorry, just remembered. Miltiades is already the "WIZARD", because he's older and wiser.!!

You can still become a "PIMP".!!

[Kikapu]

How about that. "Karma's" number of posts, at 39, is the same as her age.!!

I'm glad, that the same does not apply for me, with the amount I posted.

[devil]

I thought hair growing in the palm of your hand came before blindness? Beware also of repetitive stress disorder.

[villawagen]

I thought hair growing in the palm of your hand came before blindness? Beware also of repetitive stress disorder.

indeed you are quite correct devil, the hairy hand syndrome does come before the blindness, thankyou for pointing this out

[villawagen]

I'm not so certain that you're able to help too many people with their problems as an "UNCLE".!!

Perhaps if you were a "WIZARD", you would have much better success.!!

Sorry, just remembered. Miltiades is already the "WIZARD", because he's older and wiser.!!

You can still become a "PIMP".!!

wizard or uncle is fine by me kikapu the more problems that come, the more i will try to help