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[karma]

Dear Eliko,
thank you soo much for ur concern, I will think about all these options, they seem cool...
would you like to be my aunty/uncle??
have a nice Sunday

[karma]

can any1 give me Highlander's tel no. or visa card no ??
thanks

[villawagen]

Dear Uncle villawagen, it is so nice of you to offer your counselling to those of us unfortunates that may apply for such from time to time, however, since you have been unable to assist poor karma in her request for financial assistance, may I make a suggestion which may alleviate both your own and karma's dilemma?, we have all been informed of the wealth 'THE HIGHLANDER' possesses, perhaps he would be prepared to contribute the required sum, the generosity of the Scots is renowned the world over. May I also take this opportunity to extend to you the compliments of the festive season, prosperity in the new year and best wishes for your new vocation.

dear elko
your suggestion of using the highlander to solve karma`s problem is an excellent idea this is of course subject to the issue of if the highlander wares underpants under his kilt. if he does ware underpants then he will be deemed not a true Scotsman, therefore unworthy of helping anybody

and may i extend my best wishes for the festive season to you also

[karma]

URGENT
Dear Uncle villawagen,
I have invited at least 20 people for dinner tonight but whtever I cooked suxx..I have only 4 hours left..
please help me uncle, wht am I gona do??
help me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[villawagen]

dear karma
i hope i am not to late regarding your problem, as i have been drinking in the sun and surf bar in limassol, all afternoon

my advice is to order out of pizza hut or your local indian restraunt as a take away indian is good as it seems more exotic

order 5 sheesh kebabs 5 nargis kebabs, 5 onion bajis 5 meat or veg samosas, for the starters

then order 5 boiled rice, 5 pilaw rice the another 5 kema pilaw rice.

then order for the main course 3 chicken rogen josh, 3 meat tikka massala, 2 chicken kormas (for the puffs), 4 chicken madras and 4 meat vindaloos for the real men who want a burning bottom in the morning

also order 17 popadums, 5 nan breads, some bombay aloo, and sag aloo and some mushroom bajis

this is a fook^^g ace meal and would most certainly impress your friends and make them think you are a top bird

go for it girl, you know it makes sense

[karma]

thank u so much my uncle.....u saved my life...but fkd my budget....

[villawagen]

thank u so much my uncle.....u saved my life...but fkd my budget....

unfortunately that goes back to plan a you are going to have to sell yourself on the street

[Kikapu]

[if you regret being married you may wish to consider prostitution !!!:

Ever considered becoming a PIMP, because as a trusted Uncle, you're leading your Nieces and Nephews astray.!!

One other thing. It is ironic, that you should put marriage and prostitution in the same sentence. Do you believe they are both the same.??

[villawagen]

[if you regret being married you may wish to consider prostitution !!!:

Ever considered becoming a PIMP, because as a trusted Uncle, you're leading your Nieces and Nephews astray.!!

One other thing. It is ironic, that you should put marriage and prostitution in the same sentence. Do you believe they are both the same.??

lol
unfortunately it was the only way i could think of raising 30000 euros

as for marriage and prostitution ???? depends on what kind of marriage you have

[tony harte]

Dear Uncle

I have a very serious illness its called tomuchselfabuse syndrome.

I am blind in one eye, and have tennis elbow.

My doctor says the only cure is 3 in a bed with Britney Spears and Christine Agralaura, and if it dose not happen soon i will loose the sight of my other eye

Can you please fix it for me a Jim could not

Or send me 25k so i can buy some high class hookers