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[Kempes]

A guy comes rushing into the living room and says to his wife
"I've won the lottery... 5 million... get the suitcases out".
"Ooo lovely" says the wife. " where are we going".
The husband replies " WE are not going anywhere..... f**k off".




A guy gets out of his armchair in the living room and says to his wife
"Put your coat on.... going down the pub"
"Ooo lovely says the wife. " Are you going to buy me a drink".
The husband replies " No... I'm just turning the heating off".



Sorry girls... and yes I've got a small willy.

[Brent2403]

I have not spoken to my wife in over a week now.......
well I dont like to interupt her

[Radio]

Glad to see Tommy Cooper's jokes are still going strong.