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by **Hiyar herif** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:18 am

A couple cooing over their new born baby when the guy says
:shocked:

''wow,look at the size of his willy,its massive'.

''well at least he's got your eyes'' replies the mother. :wink:

by **Brent2403** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:53 pm

I heard that you were so ugly as a baby that the mid-wife slapped your mum !!!!

by **tony harte** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:04 pm

my mother says when i was born they kept the afterbirth and dumped the baby

by **Hiyar herif** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:40 am

when i was born.My mum cried

by **skyvet** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:35 am

I was so ugly as a baby (not much has changed actually) that I was the only baby in the nursery fed by catapult!

by GG » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:36 pm

I heard your mom had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dogs to play with you.

'look at the size of his willy'