The only good woman is a dead one!!!!
If you have a good woman...kill her before she goes bad on you
My first wife left me......my second would'ent
How can you trust anyone that bleeds for a week and still lives!!
When my wife says does my bum look big in this I LAUGH MY HEAD OFF
I always kiss my wife goodbye.. its better then taking her with me
My wife is like a drug to me....she makes me sick
OK LADIES BEFORE YOU GET THE MAFIA TO KILL ME
THIS IS A JOKE
SO LETS HAVE YOUR MAN HATING ONE LINERS BACK
IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH BRAIN CELLS ...LOL