Highland fling
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by villawagen » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:26 pm
sorry about this but !!!!
An Australian, an Irishman and a Glaswegian are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in thecorner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:"My God, it's
Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over
a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Buckfast. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Glaswegian who knocks over a chair and
a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The Glaswegian shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"
An Australian, an Irishman and a Glaswegian are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in thecorner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:"My God, it's
Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over
a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Buckfast. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Glaswegian who knocks over a chair and
a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The Glaswegian shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"
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by stuballstu » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:37 pm
A woman from a town just outside Aberdeen called Peterhead has just lost her husband, Bill, to cancer. She went to the local newspaper to submit an obituary. The young lad in the office told her the price, £10 for 4 lines. So she told him to put in the following message.
Bill Reid fae
Peterheid is deid.
The young lad told her she had another 2 lines to used up if she could think of something else to add in. In typical fashion the woman told him to change it to
Bill Reid fae
Peterheid is deid.
Volvo 440
For Sale.
Bill Reid fae
Peterheid is deid.
The young lad told her she had another 2 lines to used up if she could think of something else to add in. In typical fashion the woman told him to change it to
Bill Reid fae
Peterheid is deid.
Volvo 440
For Sale.
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by THE HIGHLANDER » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:56 pm
GOOD ONE STUBALLSTU, THERE GETTING BETTER BY THE DAY KEEP IT UP !!!!!!!
"UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL"
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12 JULY 1690
"UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL"
"WE ARE THE PEOPLE"
12 JULY 1690
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