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[Kikapu]

There is no point in having a juggernaut if you haven't got a driving licence.

..or, the parking place in the garage, is only for a "regular size" car.!!!

[THE HIGHLANDER]

On passing a local pub....
jock see's a sign saying.......hand jobs 10p (peh)pies 50p
He wanders into the bar and asks the barmaid "are you the one that gives hand jobs for 50p
The barmaid replys "yes"
So jock says "well wash your dirty hands then and ge me a f_cking peh(pie)

[dinos]

Lets be honest, neither set of genitals is attractive... male or female...

Ah, but I know which I'd choose to spend a long w/end with (as do you, I'll wager)...

As for a competition, well it wasn't for me, I was just amazed at the ignorance of someone who claimed to be an "expert"...

Agreed, you're hardly the antagonist here. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

It's also unfortunate that one member would call another "uneducated" over a colloquialism.

-dinos

PS - Huh huhuhuh - I said member...huhuhuhuhuh.

[THE HIGHLANDER]

dinos, another book worm whos bum buddy is the g.man,is this some sort of gay form where you two get bitchy towards new members or can HETRASEXUALS join in !!!!!!!!!

GERALD FITZPATRICK AND PATRICK FITZGERALD.

[andri_cy]

G.MAN, I'VE READ ALL YOUR QUOTES YOU GATHERED FROM THE NET AS YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO PERSONAL EXPERIENCES OF YOUR OWN OR YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO LOOK IT UP ON THE NET TO FIND OUT. WHETHER ITS PRE OR F_CKING POST ORGASMIC URINALYSIS (BEFORE OR AFTER)AS YOU ASUME I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE(NOT) THE POINT IS A GOLDEN SHOWER OR SPRAY IS THE WOMENS POINT OF FEMALE EJACULATION DURING LOVE MAKING AND SHE CAN HAVE MANY DURING ONE SESSION FOR EACH SMALLER ORGASIM BEFORE SHE HAS HER FINAL CLIMAX, YOUR TERM OF THE WORD GOLDEN SHOWER COMES FROM THE AMERICAN PORN INDUSTRY MEANING TO PISS ON EITHER IN OR OUTDOORS FOR MENTAL STIMULATION AND SELF GRATIFICATION KNOWING YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULDNT !!!!!!!!! YES MAYBE PERVERTED TO SOME FOLK MAYBE BUT IT'S A TERM OF PHRASE USED LOOSELY IN THE PORN INDUSTRY AND HAS SWEET FANNY ALL TO DO WITH MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PARTNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FINAL SAY BUT IM AFRAID IT WILL BE FALLING ON DEAF EARS AS I ONLY LISTEN TO EDUCATED PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT THEIR TALKING ABOUT......... NOT SQAURE HEADS AND BOOK WORMS LIKE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE DEBATES WITH YOU G.MAN. ITS BEEN A PLEASURE !!!!!!!!

Highlander please stop using Capital Letters.

[dinos]

dinos, another book worm whos bum buddy is the g.man,is this some sort of gay form where you two get bitchy towards new members or can HETRASEXUALS join in !!!!!!!!!

GERALD FITZPATRICK AND PATRICK FITZGERALD.

You don't know me well enough to say how intellectual I am and/or how much experience I've had with hard knocks. Further, I haven't insulted you here and you have no reason to try that with me. I said it's unfortunate that one member would call another uneducated over a colloquialism - and I stand by that. Your attempt to subdue people with insults instead of trying to debate honestly (as above) is evidence that my assessment of you is correct.

I don't know you from a hole in the wall. But you've come on here and insulted multiple people. Is that where you draw your intellect from? What goes around comes around. If you want to be treated fairly, then start doing the same.

-dinos

PS - Bum buddy? How old are you?!

[G.Man]

dinos, another book worm whos bum buddy is the g.man,is this some sort of gay form where you two get bitchy towards new members or can HETRASEXUALS join in !!!!!!!!!

GERALD FITZPATRICK AND PATRICK FITZGERALD.

You don't know me well enough to say how intellectual I am and/or how much experience I've had with hard knocks. Further, I haven't insulted you here and you have no reason to try that with me. I said it's unfortunate that one member would call another uneducated over a colloquialism - and I stand by that. Your attempt to subdue people with insults instead of trying to debate honestly (as above) is evidence that my assessment of you is correct.

I don't know you from a hole in the wall. But you've come on here and insulted multiple people. Is that where you draw your intellect from? What goes around comes around. If you want to be treated fairly, then start doing the same.

-dinos

PS - Bum buddy? How old are you?!

I concur fully...

My wife read this thread last night and we laughed immensely about it...

Not only at his lack of knowledge, but the fact he holds that lack of knowledge in such high regard...

Jeez, if this is the sort of brit we have to look forward to in cyprus, I am off back to the UK...

I will say tho, from all the scots I know, thankfully he isnt typical...

I think there must be a village missing an idiot somewhere in the highlands...

My Bonny Hezer..

[G.Man]

G.MAN, I'VE READ ALL YOUR QUOTES YOU GATHERED FROM THE NET AS YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO PERSONAL EXPERIENCES OF YOUR OWN OR YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO LOOK IT UP ON THE NET TO FIND OUT. WHETHER ITS PRE OR F_CKING POST ORGASMIC URINALYSIS (BEFORE OR AFTER)AS YOU ASUME I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE(NOT) THE POINT IS A GOLDEN SHOWER OR SPRAY IS THE WOMENS POINT OF FEMALE EJACULATION DURING LOVE MAKING AND SHE CAN HAVE MANY DURING ONE SESSION FOR EACH SMALLER ORGASIM BEFORE SHE HAS HER FINAL CLIMAX, YOUR TERM OF THE WORD GOLDEN SHOWER COMES FROM THE AMERICAN PORN INDUSTRY MEANING TO PISS ON EITHER IN OR OUTDOORS FOR MENTAL STIMULATION AND SELF GRATIFICATION KNOWING YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULDNT !!!!!!!!! YES MAYBE PERVERTED TO SOME FOLK MAYBE BUT IT'S A TERM OF PHRASE USED LOOSELY IN THE PORN INDUSTRY AND HAS SWEET FANNY ALL TO DO WITH MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PARTNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FINAL SAY BUT IM AFRAID IT WILL BE FALLING ON DEAF EARS AS I ONLY LISTEN TO EDUCATED PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT THEIR TALKING ABOUT......... NOT SQAURE HEADS AND BOOK WORMS LIKE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE DEBATES WITH YOU G.MAN. ITS BEEN A PLEASURE !!!!!!!!

Yeah, must have been a pleasure for you, thats why you are shouting like the loudmouth you are...

Keep shouting, that way more people will be able to hear and laugh

[THE HIGHLANDER]

Dinos , point taken man !!!!!!!!!!

G.man , well what can i say........i give up.......... you and your wife are both of the same opinion,sad your missing out in the simple pleasures in life,never mind as fortune favours the brave.

G.man , if your so called village idiot was a millionare just before his 40th birthday without winning the lottery or been born with a silver spoon in his mouth and comming to Cyprus to semi retire he must be a very special gifted one !!!!!!!!!

Anyway enough said..... hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy Newyear and all the best in 2007.

[Natty]

Kikapu , as usual your percentage knowledge lacks behind the likes of Natty but at least 99.9% !!

My friend Miltiades,

When it comes to percentages, no one can be better than Natty's numbers.!!

Well of course...and let's not forget that....