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Postby andri_cy » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:51 am

lol kikapu...
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Postby Svetlana » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:28 am

Sorry, you 'non-Indian' guys, you think BIG is good?

Firstly, it is not the most attractive item in the world is it?

Secondly, as a women's vagina is less than 13cm long any excess is wasted LOL!

However, it is reassuring we have so many experts on female stimulation - there is hope for the world yet!

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Postby Eliko » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:52 am

Wee Willie Winkie was feeling rather glum,
his willie was so weeny,just like a baby's thumb,
he went to see Pinocchio and made a willie from his nose,
now he opens his flies, tells a few lies, and his willie grows and grows !. :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby andri_cy » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:09 am

You go ahead and tell them Lana. I still say it is not the size it is what you do with it. And you are right, that part of the male anatomy is the least attractive. And all the golden shower and blah blah blah talk has made me swear an oath of abstinence. If my husband comes after highlander then it is not my fault...
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Postby G.Man » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:19 pm

Svetlana wrote:Sorry, you 'non-Indian' guys, you think BIG is good?

Firstly, it is not the most attractive item in the world is it?

Secondly, as a women's vagina is less than 13cm long any excess is wasted LOL!

However, it is reassuring we have so many experts on female stimulation - there is hope for the world yet!

Lana


You cant make butter with a toothpick honey

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Postby dinos » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:53 pm

Svetlana wrote:Firstly, it is not the most attractive item in the world is it?

You got me there. It really is ugly. And the bigger it is, the uglier too. :lol:

Svetlana wrote:However, it is reassuring we have so many experts on female stimulation - there is hope for the world yet!

My only gripe is that a simple joke (you have to admit - it is kind of funny) has turned into a mini contest about who has had more "experience."
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Postby Kikapu » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:27 pm

Svetlana wrote: as a women's vagina is less than 13cm long any excess is wasted LOL!


Well, sometimes all of it, is wasted.!!...a true story...

I once said to my colleague in San Francisco, "Stephanie, if you were my girlfriend, you would have to quit smoking".!

She looked at me with a lit cigarette in her hand and said, " H, if you were my boyfriend, you would have to cut your dick off".!!
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Postby G.Man » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:52 pm

dinos wrote:
Svetlana wrote:Firstly, it is not the most attractive item in the world is it?

You got me there. It really is ugly. And the bigger it is, the uglier too. :lol:

Svetlana wrote:However, it is reassuring we have so many experts on female stimulation - there is hope for the world yet!

My only gripe is that a simple joke (you have to admit - it is kind of funny) has turned into a mini contest about who has had more "experience."


Lets be honest, neither set of genitals is attractive... male or female...

As for a competition, well it wasn't for me, I was just amazed at the ignorance of someone who claimed to be an "expert"...

A native english speaker, he couldnt even understand the sentence about pre and post orgasmic urinalysis...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Radio » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:29 pm

It was a man, of course, who said "size is not important".

There is no point in having a juggernaut if you haven't got a driving licence.
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Postby THE HIGHLANDER » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:45 pm

G.MAN, I'VE READ ALL YOUR QUOTES YOU GATHERED FROM THE NET AS YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO PERSONAL EXPERIENCES OF YOUR OWN OR YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO LOOK IT UP ON THE NET TO FIND OUT. WHETHER ITS PRE OR F_CKING POST ORGASMIC URINALYSIS (BEFORE OR AFTER)AS YOU ASUME I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE(NOT) THE POINT IS A GOLDEN SHOWER OR SPRAY IS THE WOMENS POINT OF FEMALE EJACULATION DURING LOVE MAKING AND SHE CAN HAVE MANY DURING ONE SESSION FOR EACH SMALLER ORGASIM BEFORE SHE HAS HER FINAL CLIMAX, YOUR TERM OF THE WORD GOLDEN SHOWER COMES FROM THE AMERICAN PORN INDUSTRY MEANING TO PISS ON EITHER IN OR OUTDOORS FOR MENTAL STIMULATION AND SELF GRATIFICATION KNOWING YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULDNT !!!!!!!!! YES MAYBE PERVERTED TO SOME FOLK MAYBE BUT IT'S A TERM OF PHRASE USED LOOSELY IN THE PORN INDUSTRY AND HAS SWEET FANNY ALL TO DO WITH MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PARTNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FINAL SAY BUT IM AFRAID IT WILL BE FALLING ON DEAF EARS AS I ONLY LISTEN TO EDUCATED PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT THEIR TALKING ABOUT......... NOT SQAURE HEADS AND BOOK WORMS LIKE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE DEBATES WITH YOU G.MAN. ITS BEEN A PLEASURE !!!!!!!!
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