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[devil]

Mills and Boon are publishers of romantic slush in the UK. (Maybe worldwide, I don't know).

The following is an extract from the latest Mills and Boon novel. With writing like this there really is no need for pictures:

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to
have her, and have her now.

Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.


Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm. She moaned with despair each time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.

Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long settling sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace.

I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.

She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, "Baaaa" and rejoined the flock.

THIS BOOK IS NOW FOR SALE IN CYPRUS, NEW ZEALAND, WALES AND CERTAIN PARTS OF DERBYSHIRE.

[MR-from-NG]

This happens in Cyprus villages too, but with donkeys.

[villawagen]

my god my wife used to work in wh smith in west bromwich !!
theses mills and boon books used to fly of the shelves, the old biddy`s could not get enough of it

[tony harte]

That Donkey is a dam lier
Dont believe a word it says
I'M INNOCENT

[Bill]

Hey -- are we missing something here -- .

Comments about sheep and donkeys -- are we forgetting about the poor goat .

Have your seen how beautiful their eyes are

[Brent2403]

That Donkey is a dam lier
Dont believe a word it says
I'M INNOCENT

E haw, E haw, E hawways say that

[Eliko]

I know a bloke who actually had such an affair with a 'Pig', the police arrested him and he denied all knowledge of the incident, he would have got away with it but the pig squealed on him!.

[smileyRose]

>>>That Donkey is a dam lier
Dont believe a word it says
I'M INNOCENT<<<<

It's not what the donkey said that I'm concerned about, it's what both the mule and the ass revealed that I'd be worried about if I were you!

[Pete_D]

This happens in Cyprus villages too, but with donkeys.

And horses, maybe?

NEIGH!!! surely not?!