by GG » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:38 pm
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, 'That's no problem. How many do you want?'
The man answered, 'Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.'
The pharmacist said 'That won't do you any good.'
The elderly gentleman said 'That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes'.