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[tony harte]

We go out
we get pissed
we get alcohol induced hunger

we buy a donner
we have chillie sauce on it
but we hate chillie sauce

We eat half of it coz its going cold
we start to wonder why the fuck we bought it
we chuck the other half away

we get home and drink gallons of water to get rid of the after taste
we start farting
we start to get the onions repeating on us

We get acid indigestion
we aint got no chance of a leg over coz we stink of donner
we wake up the next day with a mouth like supermans jock strap

God bless our beloved donner
its part of our heritage
what would a night on the piss be without one

[Cyprus Vending]

Very true Tony...

Did you have to use the 'F' word? 'Hell' would have done...

Ps - I love reading your replies!!!

[BOF]

Maybe next time you might like to consider..............
If its a mobile van, where are the toilet facilities for the vendor? and where does he wash his hands?
Perhaps you might not be quite so keen to buy one next time your out on the lash??

[tony harte]

Hi CY/VEN

The thing with a kebab is

OOOOOOOOO I WANT YOU
OR
OOOOOOOOO WHY THE f""K did i buy you

I think when talking about the most wonderfull piss up food ever
there can be no other word but

F""K

LOL

[tony harte]

Hi Bof

You have a good point there
In the UK
The Turks/Greeks wont eat Donner
coz they say it is shit

lol

[Strahd]

BAKLAVA IS GREEK

[RichardB]

BAKLAVA IS GREEK

My Balaklava was knitted by my mum

[miltiades]

If it wasnt for the Donner and the Curry there would be no thirld world immigrants in the UK , but there again who would feed the great British public .

[zan]

Three foot long piece of heaven. Why would you eat donner?

[DT.]

that looks good even to a greek.