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Postby sofo13 » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:10 pm

Chris was invited to a fancy dress party.He had nothing to wear so he just put a condom on his nose.The host asks him `What you came as`.He replied f---nose :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Eliko » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:46 am

That's a lie sofo13, I was there at the time and the geezer's name was Harry! :) :) :) :) :)
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Postby Radio » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:44 pm

Guy goes to a fancy dress party wearing just boxer shorts.

The hostess asks, "What are you meant to be ?".

He replies, "A premature ejaculation; I've just come in my pants".
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Postby sofo13 » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:28 pm

Eliko wrote:That's a lie sofo13, I was there at the time and the geezer's name was Harry! :) :) :) :) :)

HA HA HA Your`s is funnier :lol: :lol:
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Postby Eliko » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:59 pm

That's not the end of the story sofo13, poor old Harry got thrown out for acting like a prick!. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby sofo13 » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:56 pm

Eliko wrote:That's not the end of the story sofo13, poor old Harry got thrown out for acting like a prick!. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Even funnier Eliko. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby nasos007 » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:42 pm

paraphrased from peter kay (i believe):
a naked man went with a girl on his back to a fancy dress party,
the hosts ask what he has come dressed as... he says:
"a tortoise" and pointing to the girl "this is Michelle!"
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Postby Mills Chapman » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:52 pm

nasos007 wrote:paraphrased from peter kay (i believe):
a naked man went with a girl on his back to a fancy dress party,
the hosts ask what he has come dressed as... he says:
"a tortoise" and pointing to the girl "this is Michelle!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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