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[Kempes]

As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped
on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are
killing me."

The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour,
but it was stuck fast.

"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody
tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!"

There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
"There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"

In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
"See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to
the throne.

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said,
"That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

[Snad]

Excellent, with a face like hers who would want too anyway??

Fancy being married to the most beautiful woman in the world and then ending up with someone who looks like Audrey Roberts

[humanist]

I give it 5 stars!