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[Kempes]

Doctor Doctor, I've a terrible pain in my leg.

Gout.

But I've only just got here.

[tony harte]

O dear

Has anyone got the phone no of The Samaritins

lol

[Brent2403]

O dear

Has anyone got the phone no of The Samaritins

lol

yeah its 0800 f**k you

[tony harte]

hi brent
just rung that number
and had a wicked night with your sister

thanks mate

<evil snigger>

[Brent2403]

hi brent
just rung that number
and had a wicked night with your sister

thanks mate

<evil snigger>

Thata okay - funny though cause I only have a brother !!!!!!!

[tony harte]

Hi Brent

Now i know why i have a sore arse
O well maybe i should drink a little less

I do get things mixed up when i drink

LOL

[andri_cy]

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks."
British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, interjected "You guys are way
behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the
White House and now half the country is looking for work."