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[Kartal_Aetos]

> > >>YOU KNOW YOU ARE TURKISH WHEN..................:-
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*There is a sale on
> >any item, you buy 100 of them.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> *You make coffee in a saucepan.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*You never buy bin bags but use your saved grocery bags for it.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> *Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesnt
> > >>talk to her for 10 years.
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >> *You call an older person you've never met before "uncle",
> > >>"aunty" or abi.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> *You hide everything from your parents.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*Your phone is always on silent.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> *Your mother does everything for you if you are
> >male.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> *You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
> > >>
> > >> *Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> *Everyone is a family friend, or somehow related to you.
> > >>
>
> >>*You always try moving out of home but always end up returning.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*You love kebabs and eating!!!
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*Instead of cooking a meal for 4 you cook for 10
> > >>
> > >> *When you have a dinner party there is enough food to last for
> > >>the next 2 months.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
> > >>
> > >>*You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex,
> > >>expecially if there is an acquantance within
> >250 miles radius.
> > >>
> > >> *You always say "open the light" insted of "turn the light on"
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >> *You secure your luggage with a rope.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*You get very upset when airlines refuses to accept your luggage
> > >>which is just 80lbs. overweight.
> > >>
> > >>*Your walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and
> > >>you see all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up.
> > >>
> > >> *You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how
> > >>he had to walk miles to get to school.
> > >>
> > >>*You are always taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you
> > >>go.
> > >>
> > >>*Your mum seems to think her future lies at the bottom of
a little
> > >>coffee cup where you would
> >find the dried up coffee after she has
> > >>turned the cup upside down.
> > >>
> > >>*Your parents compare you to all of there friends kids.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>*No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming
> > >>over for a visit.
> > >>

[jody]

again another fine joke i'll have to go and read all yours now so i can chuckle to meself for a while keep them coming xxjody

[chrisp]

this is so typical of meditteranean culture lol.

just goes to show how similar we all are

[cypezokyli]

these turks are so cypriot some times

[MR-from-NG]

chrisp wrote

had to throw in my 2 pence worth here.

i cetrtainly wouldn' t live in the north.

firstly, i think there is definitely a moral issue here- why do you think the prices are so much lower? - because in effect they are selling 'stolen' property.

secondly, on our visit over there i was disgusted at how filthy the turks are, i wouldn,t live there if they paid me!!!
they have no self-respect, and obviously do not take care of the land, as they obviously feel its not theirs!!
they are happy to live in the squalor and filth because they didn't pay for it.

you may find work out there because they're too lazy to work.
and from other forums i have read they make their money by fleecing and cheating the tourists.
i'm not so blind to know some of this doesn't go on in the south, but it is illegal over here to build on or sell property that belongs to the turks.

chris

this is so typical of meditteranean culture lol.

just goes to show how similar we all are


Are you sure you are similar? Looking at the above...................wtf

[Kartal_Aetos]

ok, come on now guys it was just a joke meant to spread joy not cause arguments...leave it there please

[Hiyar herif]

> > >>YOU KNOW YOU ARE TURKISH WHEN..................:-
> > >> *You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how
> > >>he had to walk miles to get to school.
>

that allways happens,whether its your father or anyone else who is at least 4 years older then you.

''vre boyz,when i woz you'are age i use to jump forom here to theyre''

good one