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I Did The Macarena With A Spoon Because I Keep It Gangsta

Postby Kartal_Aetos » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:34 am

do this guys you get a really random name! then post it up
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>>>>pick your birthday:
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>>>>January--i kicked
>>>>Febuary--i had lunch with
>>>>March--i danced with
>>>>April--i played with
>>>>May--i did the macarena with
>>>>June--i murdered
>>>>July--i stared at
>>>>August--i fucked
>>>>September--i choked on
>>>>October--i smoked
>>>>November--i yelled at
>>>>December--I ran over
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>>>>
>>>>1-------a paperclip
>>>>2-------a monster
>>>>3-------a phone
>>>>4-------a fork
>>>>5-------a gangster
>>>>6-------a mexican
>>>>7-------a lesbian
>>>>8-------my dog
>>>>9-------my best friends boyfriend
>>>>10-------my neighbor
>>>>11-------an ipod
>>>>12-------a banana
>>>>13-------chuck norris
>>>>14-------a stuffed animal
>>>>15-------a goat
>>>>16-------a pickle
>>>>17-------your mom
>>>>18-------a spoon
>>>>19-------myself
>>>>20-------a squirrel
>>>>21-------a ninja
>>>>22-------a fireman
>>>>23-------a noodle
>>>>24-------a football player
>>>>25-------a baseball bat
>>>>26-------my sister
>>>>27-------a cd
>>>>28-------a permanent marker
>>>>29-------my science teacher
>>>>30-------my cell phone
>>>>31-------A homeless guy
>>>>
>>>>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>>>>
>>>>White------Because i was high.
>>>>Black-------Because Im That Good.
>>>>Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
>>>>Red---------Because the voices told me to.
>>>>Blue--------Because im young and i do what i want
>>>>Green------Because I hate myself.
>>>>Purple------Because Im cool.
>>>>Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
>>>>Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>>>>Orange----Because i hate my family.
>>>>Other-------Because i keep it gangsta
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Postby Brent2403 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:33 pm

:?:
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Postby Mills Chapman » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:50 pm

I yelled at a goat because I was high.

(You need to include years too.)
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Postby Hazza » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:46 am

i did the macarena with chuck norris Because im young and i do what i want
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Postby Snad » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:37 am

I Murdered a stuffed animal because I'm cool!! OMG :shock:
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Postby Hazza » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:38 am

murderer :(
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Postby Snad » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:39 am

Thanks for that Hazza made me feel loads better, NOT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby reportfromcyprus » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:22 pm

I ran over my neighbor because I'm NOT homosexual
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Postby skyvet » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:05 pm

I yelled at a lesbian because I hate myself! :cry:
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Postby Sotos » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:09 pm

i fucked your mom because she is cheap.
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