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DICTIONARY FOR PERSONAL ADS





40’ish


OK I’m 50 something but will not admit that I’m a geriatric



Adventurous


So desperate that I’ll sleep with everyone



Athletic


No tits



Average looking


Fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Or

Had a facial fire extinguished with a spade covered in tarmac



You’re Beautiful


A statement presented by the Male when he just wants an easy life; knowing that if he told the truth then he would be in for a hard time throughout the remainder of his life.

This basically means that the faced with the choice of telling the truth, & facing a lifetime of misery; or telling her what she wants to hear the male’s self defence means that he is now a “Pathological liar“

Also see “You look fantastic” (below)



Contagious Smile


Does a lot of pills



Emotionally secure


On medication



Feminist


I’m 40’ish, comfortable, and don’t care if you think that I’m Fat



Free spirit


Junkie



Friendship first


I’ve tried it and can’t keep a relationship going .. so I’ll just be friends



Fun


Annoying



New Age


Body hair in the wrong places



Open minded


Desperate – see Adventurous



Outgoing


Loud and Embarrassing



Passionate


Sloppy drunk



Professional


Bitch



Voluptuous


Very Fat – see Feminist



Large frame


Hugely Fat – see Feminist



Wants Soul mate


Stalker – see Adventurous




WOMEN'S ENGLISH





Word


True Meaning



Yes


No



No


Yes



Maybe


Well …. NO !



We need


I Want this & You’re paying



I am sorry


You’ll be sorry later. Much later ! – Not that I’ll ever forget this you know !!



We need to talk


You’re in trouble. You’re always in trouble, but the depth is much deeper this time !



Sure, go ahead


You had better think about the consequences of your actions … roughly translated into plain English “You’d better not”



Do what you want


Go on then, but you’ll will pay for this later – also see “we need to talk”



I am not upset


Of course I’m upset you Moron



MEN'S ENGLISH





Word


True Meaning



I am hungry


I am hungry



I am sleepy


I am sleepy



I am tired


I am tired



Nice dress


Nice cleavage!



I love you


let's have sex now



I am bored


Do you want to have sex?



May I have this dance?


I'd like to have sex with you



Can I call you sometime?


I'd like to have sex with you



Do you want to go to a movie?


I'd like to have sex with you



Can I take you out to dinner?


I'd like to have sex with you



You look fantastic


Well you look like a sac of coal tied in the middle, but I’m not brave enough to tell you the truth nor do I want to spend the rest of my life being reminded of the fact I’ve told you the truth. In fact I’d rather spend eternity in purgatory than tell the truth !



Those shoes don't go with that outfit


I'm gay


And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.