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Postby skyvet » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:52 pm

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman says "we've got a whiskey in here named after you"
"What, Eric?" replied the horse.
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Postby Brent2403 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:26 pm

A mans walks into a bar and says " ouch "

It was an iron bar
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Postby sal » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:34 pm

Shakespear walks into a pub. Landlord says 'Get out you're baird'
Courtesy of Peter Kay! Genius.
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Postby Mills Chapman » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:01 pm

What was the first bus to cross the Atlantic Ocean?









Columbus.








What's green (or another color depending on where you live), has four wheels, and flies?











The garbage/rubbish truck
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Postby tony harte » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:13 pm

A dog with its leg in a sling bursts into a saloon bar in the wild west and says

"I'V COME TO GET THE MAN THAT SHOT MY PAW"
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