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by **tony harte** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:35 pm

A couple laying in bed one night

The wife kept farting

The husband says

you never done that before we were married!!

The wife says

I never had an arsehole till i got married
:twisted:

by **sal** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:27 pm

You're not the same Tony Hart who had that programme 'Hartbeat' with that plasticine Morph are you?
The number of times I sent in my drawings to be featured in 'The Gallery' is pitiful. You should have really given me a chance Tony. :-)

xx

by **tony harte** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:27 pm

I did not give you a chance coz you was an ugly little bastard that was always picking your nose and eating it
:lol:

by **sal** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:59 pm

tony harte wrote:I did not give you a chance coz you was an ugly little bastard that was always picking your nose and eating it

Hey I'm a girl - girls don't do things like that!
How's Morph? :lol:

x

by **tony harte** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:04 am

O Dear

If I had know that I would have invited you to meet my morph<perverted snigger>
:twisted:

by **Brent2403** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:20 pm

sal wrote:
tony harte wrote:I did not give you a chance coz you was an ugly little bastard that was always picking your nose and eating it

Hey I'm a girl - girls don't do things like that!
How's Morph?

x

Notice how she said girl and not lady !!!!!!

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