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This is true story from an Arsenal season-ticket holder

His season-ticket last year was an absolute plum seat half way up the Highbury main stand close to the half-way line. In other words, a TV camera style view.
Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left were always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of a sudden a guy and his young son appeared there.
After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to ask if the guy knew why the seats had been empty for half the season.
The response is legendary:

Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought my son and me a season ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them for Christmas.

I was f***in' raging!'

[Eliko]

I would have chained her up left her outside the house!.

[Hazza]

I would have chained her up left her outside the house!.

So would I. How dare she buy Arsenal season tickets!

[saravakos]

women ey!!

[Hiyar herif]

theyre beautiful

[Snad]

I would have chained her up left her outside the house!.

Treat your women like your dogs then eh Eliko???????

[Eliko]

Absolutely not Snad !!!!, I would never allow my dog in the kitchen.

[Snad]

Thats probably were you keep your wife chained up then!

[Eliko]

Nice one snad, I like your style !