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The mens locker room was full after a busy gym session. A mobile phone was laying on the bench, and started to ring. A guy answered it, and a sweet female voice on the other end said "Hi Honey, it's me". "I'm in Knightsbridge, and I've just seen the most fabulous Mercedes. Can I have it if I promise to be nice to you?" "Of course you can my sweet" replied the man, "just put it on my credit card." "Oh thank you" she squealed excitedly. "I've also seen some lovely jewellry in Harrods, but it cost over £20,000 ....... I don't suppose?"
"Anything for you Sweetie" replied the man. "Go ahead and get it, and just put it on my credit card." Now in total ecstacy, she thought she'd try her luck one more time. "There's a great offer on at the travel agents too, with a round the world cruise, travelling first class, for only £50,000. Do you think......." "Go ahead and book it" said the man, "just put it on my credit card." "You won't regret it" purred the soft female voice, "I'm going to be really nice to you when you get home!"
The man ended the call, and replaced the phone on the bench. Addressing all the guys in the locker room, he asked "anyone know whose phone that is?"