some came trotting along the road, whilst others came by car.
The advertising poster read, 'This show is rather rude',
for several French poodles will be appearing in the nude!,
so ne'er into the audience were they allowed to look
until each dog attending had hung his bollocks on a hook.
But, scarcely had they seated every mother's son and sire,
when a scruffy mongrel bitch ran in and started shouting "Fire!"
so up they got and out did trot with scarcely time to look,
They just grabbed the nearest bollocks down from off the nearest hook.
Ah, that is why you wonder when you're walking down the street,
just why dogs will sniff the bollocks off of every dog they'll meet,
Ah, that is why you'll wonder why a dog will leave a bone,
to sniff a doggies bollocks, in the hope he'll find his own!.
they just grabbed the nearest bollocks down from off the nearest hook.
