A short while later, whilst waiting at the bus stop (he wasn't THAT fit then!
) he stood beside a little old lady. "It's my birthday today" he told her; "how old do you think I am?" "I can tell you exactly how old you are" replied the little old lady, "but first, I'd need to put my hand down your shorts so I can pick up your vibes". Seeing no-one else nearby, the jogger agreed, thinking that the little old lady would be wrong too. She thrust her hands down his shorts, and had a little "fumble" - "I'd say you're 62 today" she exclaimed. Shocked, the jogger asked her "how can you tell that simply by having a fumble down my shorts"? "Oh I can't" she replied - I was standing behind you in the butchers! 
