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[G.Man]

I watched a documentary about Dyson on discovery. What he said is that his vacuum cleaner is better not cheaper. I also think he said something about washing the filter not buying new ones!

Its not better either...

I have a VAX (as well as a Dyson which never gets used anymore) with a machine washable bag, and that out sucks a dyson every day of the week... It also washes carpets and tiled floors...

And cost a fraction of the money...

Dyson's are the most over-rated junk ever... They are limited in power to the airflow needed to create the vortex to seperate the dust, so a good bagged cleaner can still offer more suck 90% of the time if you stay on top of the bag..

Anyway, as for inventions, I have made several many years ago, that I never patented...

One was the Liquitab using a soluble polymer "bag" to hold a clothes washing liquid... I invented that 10 years ago...

My wife begged and begged me to patent it... How dumb was I...

lol

[Kartal_Aetos]

going with the original chip in the brain idea, wouldn't it be great to have a similar chip to that in matrix where they just upload any knowledge you want to the brain? no need for me to go university any more...WOOHOOO...lol...

Or, how about a machine which makes any food you want soon as you make the option...And it should taste just as good as being made by a cypriot woman ah, andri, how will you cypriot women get us men to put up with you now lol...Im just kidding

Vacuum cleaners? come on guys, lets be abit more ambitious how about a robot that done ALL the housework?

I would like to invent a teleporter so that i dont have to sit on a cramped plane for hours on end just to get to cyprus...I could walk through it whenever i was bored and find myself sitting in the garden with my grandparents drinking coffee (ok, so in my grandfathers case, we would be drinking brandy or ouzo...lol...Has anyone noticed how the old timers in Cyprus drink so much and are still so healthy?)

[andri_cy]

ah, andri, how will you cypriot women get us men to put up with you now

Well I wont tell you how we will get you to put up with us but I am sure you know already

[mountainman]

i would invent the 'goback'
it is a device that a man could use to goback a few seconds which would allow him to do or say something different that would allow him to escape his woman's wrath.
it amazes me that one microsecond of thoughtlessness results in at least a week of 'cold shoulder and tongue pie'

[andri_cy]

a week????? It means I am very soft. I have a "don't go to bed angry" policy. I need to revise...

[Kartal_Aetos]

mountainman, you are a freekin genius my man...imagine, the endless possibilities...hmm...a week though? u have one tough cookie for a partner and hey, ur dropping 'MR' andri_cy into alot of trouble...lol...

[chrisp]

mountainman

there is an important lesson to be learnt here...

you men must think before you talk

i know its not easy and we take this into consideration, but you must remember that once said, always remembered

and we women remember forever (not just a week!)

[cypezokyli]

on principle i am against any chips inserted on a human brain. or going back in time.
if we are nevertheless going to play the game, i would go, for that chip that would in practise make all of our violent instincts go mute. not something like clockwark orange, where a violent thought, upsets our stomach, but wherre a violent thouht wouldnt exist as an idea....

wondering if we could survive though

[Brent2403]

Assuming we all had the ability to create an invention that would benefit mankind in general, what would you invent?
My invention would be a microchip that could be inserted into the brain which would allow us to speak and understand any language fluently without having to try and master it by other means. Think of all the advantages that would bring!

What would you invent?

So you have never used a bagel fish before ( copyright Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy )

[Kartal_Aetos]

on principle i am against any chips inserted on a human brain. or going back in time.
if we are nevertheless going to play the game, i would go, for that chip that would in practise make all of our violent instincts go mute. not something like clockwark orange, where a violent thought, upsets our stomach, but wherre a violent thouht wouldnt exist as an idea....

wondering if we could survive though

ok, so instead how about virtual reality goggles that you put on, it flashed loadsa images and you learnt everything no chips