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by **Niki** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:18 pm

Well I'm a blonde but I still like the blonde jokes!!

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

by **Radio** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:54 am

Niki,

This works better in the original form, wherein all the staff and customers
are blonde females !.

by **Brent2403** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:14 am

Kikapu wrote:
reportfromcyprus wrote:Kiks, you biased against brunettes?

LOL

Why no, I love all women. How can you tell anymore what is the natural hair colour, so I don't discount anyone, until I find out that the "curtain doesn't match the rug".!!!

So tell me dude, what happens if the " rug " aint there and its a polished floor ?? :wink:

by **Brent2403** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:16 am

Is this why blondes get the weekend off, else they would have to be retrained on the Monday

by **Kikapu** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:35 am

Brent2403 wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
reportfromcyprus wrote:Kiks, you biased against brunettes?

LOL

Why no, I love all women. How can you tell anymore what is the natural hair colour, so I don't discount anyone, until I find out that the "curtain doesn't match the rug".!!!

So tell me dude, what happens if the " rug " aint there and its a polished floor ??

It all depends how "slippery" the "polished floor" is.!!!

It also depends just how hard one "slips" in such conditions.!!!

Of course, on the plus side, no concerns of "rug burns", if one "slips" too hard.!!!

by **Brent2403** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:38 am

by **Kikapu** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:50 am

What do you call a Brunette sitting between two Blonds?..............An Interpreter..!!

by **Brent2403** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:52 am

Why did the blonde stare endlessly at the carton of orange juice ?

because it said concentrate

by **Niki** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:37 pm

Radio wrote:Niki,

This works better in the original form, wherein all the staff and customers
are blonde females !.

Nah - mine's much better

by **dinos** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:58 pm

Brent2403 wrote:Why did the blonde stare endlessly at the carton of orange juice ?

because it said concentrate

How about the blonde that was fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out the W's?

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