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A man waiting in a queue at a grocers notices a dog in the line with a bag attached to its back and a note in it’s mouth. When the dog gets to the front of the queue he puts his front paws on the counter and the man behind the counter takes the note, reads it and proceeds to fill the order. When the order is complete he places the items in the dogs bag and waits. The dog reaches into a side pocket and produces a wallet. He counts out the correct amount of money, counts his change, gives the grocer a nod and walks out of the shop.

The man still standing in the queue is amazed and decides to follow the dog to see where it lives. He notices the dog a few metres away by the side of the road at some traffic lights. The dog lifts up a paw and presses the button on the light and waits for them to change and promptly crosses as the man follows. As they walk along the pavement the dog notices an old lady has dropped her umbrella which he picks up and gives back to the lady. She thanks him and the dog nods to her and walks on. Several more fantastic things happen on the way home, which never ceases to amaze the man in tow.

Eventually the dog stops at the front gate of a house, opens it and walks up to the house. He gets up on his back legs once again and rings the doorbell and sits and waits for it to be opened. Suddenly the door flies and a big pot bellied man in a string vest rushes out and starts to punch and kick the dog. The man following cannot believe what he is seeing and rushes up to the house shouting at the man to stop.

“What are you doing” he screams “That is the most gifted dog I have ever seen and you are mistreating it. Why”.

The man beating the dog stops only long enough to shout, “ Before he went out I told the little shit to take his key”

[MR-from-NG]

[Eliko]

LoL