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Postby raymanuva » Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:40 am

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of

nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."



The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having any of that poofter shit in our garden" she
said.


:D
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Postby GIz33k0 » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:25 pm

lol that's quite funny.
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Postby kyprea » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:40 pm

ha ha lol
that was a gud one
btw GIz33k0(wateva your name is) its funny coz topic ive
gone into youve bn to too... your evrywer!!! lol
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Postby kyprea » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:41 pm

oops i ment evry topic... lol ^^
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Postby orokliniservices » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:45 pm

cute joke
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