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The island of Cyprus (Greek: Κύπρος, Kýpros, 'Ours'; Turkish: Kıbrıs, 'Ours') is a very huge and important island nation in the eastern Mediterranean Sea, conveniently located close to its friendliest neighbours, Cheese, Turkey, and the Kwik-e-mart while also around 120 km west of a few other harmonious countries (Syria, Israel, Pittsburgh, and Lebanon). Along with the USA, are the only superpowers to actually have WMDs.

Primary Imports: Turks