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Postby lynne9999 » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:25 pm

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Postby VEX8 » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:44 pm

"Come on girls, smile"
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Postby cadaunovera » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:21 pm

hahaha
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Postby VEX8 » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:35 pm

!!!!!::::: BREAKING NEWS ::::!!!!!

The Miss Bahdad Beauty Pageant was today rocked by scandall when one of the contestants 'accidently' exposed an ankle during the Swimwear Show.

" It was deliberate provocation by the United States of America and coillition forces" one frothy mouthed rag head was quoted as saying.
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Postby VEX8 » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:01 pm

In a Police Line-Up today local shopkeeper Ahkmed al-Doolali failed to identify the serial shoplifter who struck again this week, stealing 5 kilos of goat meat from Mr Doolali's Halal butchers.

Inspector Tash-Brush of the Baghdad Police read this statement today;

"We are currently looking for a woman of average height and build wearing a black Abaya. At present we have 4.8 million women helping with our enquiries but we don't expect an arrest anytime soon.
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Postby Sotos » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:11 pm

The one on the right is very cute :P :lol:
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Postby VEX8 » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:20 pm

Baghdad Fashion Week was launched today with this daring and controversial collection by 'new wave' designer Mustafa Fatwah.

Whimsically entitled 'Jihad Ta-Larf' this stunning collection mixes the timeless elegance of the ' big black dress' with the practicality of the 'all day look'.

We think you'll agree Mr Fatwah has created a classic look this year.
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Postby Sotos » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:36 pm

VEX8, you failed to note that the color that is in this year is the 'dark night black' which is a huge change from the usual plain black!
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Postby VEX8 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:59 pm

I happen to know for a fact that 2 of those 'women' are infact men and 3 of them are wearing kinky undies.
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Postby VEX8 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:28 pm

They may sing and they may dance but they are NOT the Spice Girls
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