by VEX8 » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:01 pm
In a Police Line-Up today local shopkeeper Ahkmed al-Doolali failed to identify the serial shoplifter who struck again this week, stealing 5 kilos of goat meat from Mr Doolali's Halal butchers.
Inspector Tash-Brush of the Baghdad Police read this statement today;
"We are currently looking for a woman of average height and build wearing a black Abaya. At present we have 4.8 million women helping with our enquiries but we don't expect an arrest anytime soon.