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[lynne9999]

BLONDE AND TWO CHIMPANZEES
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> A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
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> "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
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> "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
>problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to >the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep >them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
>I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
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> "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered >into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their >seat belts. Off they went.
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> Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
>Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
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> "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left over, so now we're going to Sea World."