''Hey Pedro'' askes Pepe as they they are riding their donkeys back home from work..''You like the women wid the big tities?''
''Si,I like big tities'' replies Pedro.
''But I mean the kind of tities that hang down past her belly''says Pepe
''No,no - I dont like that type man''
''Ok,how about the women wid the big bums''
''Oh yes I like big bums''
''But I mean 'really big bums' you know the type that sags down to the back of her knees''
''No no amigo,that is not nice''says Pedro
''Ok Pedro - you like the women wid hairy armpits?''
''That disgusting man''replies Pedro''Whats the matter with you, you making me feel sick''
''So why you fuck my wife?''