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[GorillaGal]

yes, please HAZZA, take the cat to the vet if it isn't eating. it is not good at all if a cat doesn't eat.

[Svetlana]

A cat is walking along a pier and falls into the sea; a Rabbi standing nearby jumps into the water, swims strongly, rescues the cat and gives it the kiss of life on the beach.

The delighted owner runs up, thanks the Rabbi and says: 'Are you a vet?'. 'Of course, I am vet, I have just been in the sea!'


<Joke alert, this has to be told in a Jewish accent>

Lana

[doglover]

A cat is walking along a pier and falls into the sea; a Rabbi standing nearby jumps into the water, swims strongly, rescues the cat and gives it the kiss of life on the beach.

The delighted owner runs up, thanks the Rabbi and says: 'Are you a vet?'. 'Of course, I am vet, I have just been in the sea!'


<Joke alert, this has to be told in a Jewish accent>

Lana

Good one, Lana! I just vet myself laughing.

[doglover]

Hazza, take your cat to the vet today. The vet might suggest that you force-feed him with a syringe. Cats can develop liver complications from not eating (and it can happen after two days in some cases)

Perhaps he is just being fussy with his food... but nevertheless, he needs to see the vet today.

[lysi]

I would just like to say that i have nothing to add to this highly controversial debate

[reportfromcyprus]

I would just like to say that i have nothing to add to this highly controversial debate

That's the first time you made me laugh, lysi

[RichardB]

I had eggs and bacon for breakfast today...Anyone know why??

[reportfromcyprus]

Because you are on a diet?

[dms007]

because you are not on a diet

[RichardB]

Now i'm really confused!! . . .