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[doglover]

If you do need to go though, please use "scarecrow" legs. This way, he won't catch afire.!!

haha, but that wouldn't be such a bad thing, would it! But okay... I'll use his legs as my pee post.

where is he?? *raises leg*

[Kikapu]

If you do need to go though, please use "scarecrow" legs. This way, he won't catch afire.!!

haha, but that wouldn't be such a bad thing, would it! But okay... I'll use his legs as my pee post.

where is he?? *raises leg*

He's hiding. He hasn't been a good sport about his character roles, I must say.

[hunter]

Do you speak Swahili, kik?

and btw what part do I get?

Or is that a whole new play altogether???

lol....

No, I do not speak SWAHILI, but this name "Kikapu" has been with me for a long time.

Judging from all your previous posts, I don't think there is a part for you in "Wizard of Oz". I think you will be more suited for re making of "Debbie does Dallas". I'll let you know if I intend casting for that.!!!

thought I'd be suited for one of the parts as a witch but I guess you've previously booked them all 4 yourself........................................

[reportfromcyprus]

Good job with the wild guess!! I was actually quite surprised that you new what my favorite percentage was...I have to say, I'm pretty impressed kikapu!

You know, It's funny you should say that about me and Judy Garland, I have on many occasions been compared to her...actually some people (and I'm not blowing my own trumpet here or anything of course...) say that I am, in fact BETTER than her when it comes to singing over the rainbow!! Yep you did read correctly, BETTER than her....

Would you like me to sing some more?

Ehem "Some where over the rainbow, skies are blue, birds fly over the rainbow, why oh why can't I......"

SEE????

Oh Natty, you're so correct. You're better than Judy. Judy, eat your heart out.!! I used my 7th sense to pick you to play "Dorothy", because I just knew, that you were so good. You know, most people only have 5 senses, unless you happen to be playing "Scarecrow", "Tin Man" or the "Cowardly Lion", then you'll have less than 5.!!

By the way, did you hear, that I will be playing the role, as the "Basket" to carry "Toto" (doglover) in. So, that means, I will be swinging from your arms from time to time.

Practice the song, "going to see the Wizard, the Wizard of Oz". The "Wizard" (Miltiades) doesn't have a clue yet, as to how he's going to get a "brain", a "heart" and "courage" to Sotos play characters.

The "wicked Witch" ( anatasiaC ) is still on vacation. The "Witches Broom" (reportfromcyprus) wants to go flying, but needs the " Wicked Witch" at the controls.

Been stuck in this broom cupboard with only a hoover for company, and it gave me an idea. Can the wicked witch not fly a vacuum cleaner instead, and I'll become the star of the show? Think about it, Kik, director #1.

What did Dorothy ever do except sing a few useless tunes and click her heels? I can FLY!

[Kikapu]

Been stuck in this broom cupboard with only a hoover for company!

Boy, that really SUCKS.!!!

[reportfromcyprus]

What's your point?

[Kikapu]

Can the wicked witch not fly a vacuum cleaner instead, and I'll become the star of the show? Think about it, Kik, director #1.

Well, it depends what kind of vacuum cleaner is that you're stuck in the broom closet with. You must appreciate, that to be able to fly, you need to have a very streamline figure, with no rough edges. The air needs to flow over your body in an uninterrupted method, otherwise it will create a "drag". If you have too much "drag", it will not perform well, which will not produce too much lift and speed. You see "witches broom" (reportfromcyprus), you have all the qualities to be able to fly, so you're a star already, and you did not even know about it. Well, I guess that's why I'm the director No 1.

[reportfromcyprus]

purr, purr, flattery gets you everywhere with us broomsticks.

Could I at least get a candle? I've got a match. Let me try and light it so I can see what's going on in here.

...oops, better put it out, forgot I was a broomstick. OH NO! I'm burning! Someone put me out!

*Big flash of flames*

No more broomstick.

[Kikapu]

purr, purr, flattery gets you everywhere with us broomsticks.

Could I at least get a candle? I've got a match. Let me try and light it so I can see what's going on in here.

...oops, better put it out, forgot I was a broomstick. OH NO! I'm burning! Someone put me out!

*Big flash of flames*

No more broomstick.

Hey, if you want to leave the show and all that glitter of stardom, you don't have to burn yourself to the ground you know. Besides, your contract won't allow you to leave, unless me and the "Wicked Witch" (anastasiaC) sign off on it. But the witch is still on vacation. Just to make sure there wont be any more fire "accidents", "Toto" (doglover) will be standing by your broom closet, to put the fire out, if it should start again. Don't ask how she will do that.!!

[reportfromcyprus]

ok, ok, Kik.

a miraculous comeback is called for, just like in the soap operas.

I wasn't really burned up into a little pile of embers. The fire just burned away the wood part, and underneath it I was made of GOLD! Yes! GOLD!

Now the wicked witch has a golden broomstick to take her around in style, as long as she feeds me orange M&M's.