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[VEX8]

For my sins I seem to be spending an innordinate amount of time in the arrivals 'lounge' (ha!!!) of Paphos International (oh my aching sides!!) Airport. You see I work there. And as such it has come to my attention that there a some questions that need answering.

1. Does the Policeman actually have any bullets for that gun?

2. Why do cab drivers HAVE to shout ALL the time?

3. How can such small dice make so much flippin noise?

4. What exactly is in the 'Pink and Yellow' rolls?

5. Why do they insist on putting plants in the giant ashtrays?

6. When will someone fix the dodgy wheel on the luggage trolley?

7. When are they going to retire Pedro, the donkey that powers the luggage carousel?

8. When the baggage handlers went on strike did anyone notice?

9. Where are the fire extinguishers?

10. When is the road leading to the airport going to be incorporated into the F1 season as the Cyprus Brands Hatch?


Answers on a postcard please.

[VEX8]

11. Why is there as yet no law banning British male tourists entering the country wearing socks with sandals?

[Jerry]

What's wrong with socks and sandals? My wife says its wrong too but it does not look as bad as having bloody great lumps of metal in your tongue,lips, nose, eyebrows, nipples etc and at least it serves a purpose i.e. your feet don't stick to the sole.

[VEX8]

Your wife certainly sounds like a lady of discerning taste and constant embarassment.
So what's your opinion on sock garters then?

[Jerry]

Sock garters are for colonial pushti types. And you are right my wife has very good taste but I still say she was lucky to get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VEX8]

Ha!!!! Let her out of the kitchen for long enough to tell me that for herself if you dare!!!!! (not too many exclaimation marks do you think?)

Ahhh the sound of leather on willow, cucumber sandwiches and a nice Gin and Tonic what what what.