a guy walks into an empty pub,to find a sad looking bartender wiping some glasses. ''what can i get you sir?''
-"howdy partner..i think i'll have me a scotch on the rocks'' says the guy.
-as the guy sips his drink the bartender asks ''you wanna see something interesting'' and immediately pulls out a small piano from under the bar and then, to the guys suprise,pulls out a small man not much taller than than a pint glass who then straight away pulls out a mini seat from under the mini piano and starts playing some of the most beautiful music the guy has ever heard."I don't believe it'' says the guy.
the barman still looking sad pulls out a lamp-"there's a genie in there'' he says ''Go on,give it a rub''
''You having a laugh?'' says the customer but rubs it anyway and to his amazement a genie does come out.''Well,go on,speak up, what do you want,whats your wish..i dont have all day you know''demands the genie.
the guy-in totall shock- ''i.. er..mm..i wanna million bucks!'' he says then suddenly realises that he could of asked for a lot more.
''what?..er..ok your wish is my command'' says the genie as he disappears into the lamp.
''Was that a joke?'' asks the guy as all of a sudden loads of ducks come crashing in from the windows and ceiling and next thing you know there's about a million ducks in the bar.All going crazy around the american tourist.
-''there you go sir''said the barman''a million ducks''
the guy-fighting off the ducks-''i didn't ask for a million ducks.I asked for a million bucks.''
the barman bows his head,looks him the eye and says''Do you honestly believe that i wished for a 12 inch pianist''.
