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[GG]

London: 23rd August 2006 -

A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Reid said, "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x` and `y` and refer to themselves as `unknowns,` but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle".

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Tony Blair, speaking from his holiday resort before the planes stopped flying, said: "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

[Sotos]

This was posted some time ago

BREAKING NEWS

New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a high school mathematics teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator. According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. It was later discovered that he taught the students to solve their problem with the help of radicals!

[GG]

Oh god, its becoming an epidemic then.

[nasos007]

:lol: This was posted some time ago

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sotos,
you're a star!
n

[GG]

OK OK OK I'll replace it with this.
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told

the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you

can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home.


The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife

home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would

spend only $150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and

three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[Sotos]

:lol: This was posted some time ago

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sotos,
you're a star!
n

And of course nasos was the one who posted that joke

GG, whats up with the red font color in your posts?