Watching Sigma, I'm assuming its for music awards. A singer called Sarbel just covered Michael Jackson Thiller. Half in Greek, half in English and wholely (is that a real word??) awful.
When I was a kid and I done something bad, I used to get my mums wooden slipper flying towards me. Now this was really bad. I have hush puppy slippers, but I don't think it will have the desired effect if I throw them at the TV. Might give my mum a call to do me a favour on that one!