Greek Male Thinking
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath & one of them was
washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on
the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained
what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral
sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".