Following a reshuffle , Kikapu has been appointed the new President of Cyprus ,a post he will now share , simultaneously , with Bananiot , Kifeas and VP have been demoted to caretaker roles.
Kifeas and VP were demoted following the most atrocious jokes ever made by any President of any nation in the world , with the exception of Idi Amin who of course was a fng idiot.
Long live our two Presidents , and no more bloody jokes. !!