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[Sotos]

Q: Three guys from Nicosia are in a car going to a night club. Who is driving?

A: Their mother

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Q: Three guys from Limassol are in a car. Who is driving?

A: The police.

[Freddy]

Do not mean to be rude but, is it possible for you to explain the humour:
Whats the problem with a mother driving three sons to a nightclub?
If three guys are in a car with a policeman then one would assume that they are being escorted somewhere or the guys are plain-clothes officers!

[miltiades]

Yes Sotos please tell us. Whats the joke.

[reportfromcyprus]

Funny

What if three guys from Trachoni are in a car on their way to a cabaret? Who's driving? Their mother...

[Jerry]

Its obvious, don't you know that Cypriot mothers (and fathers) want to look after their children from the cradle to the grave. I know a 90 years + Greek Cypriot man who cooks for his little boy (aged about 60) and does the washing up too!

[Jerry]

Here's one you may understand but its not really a cypriot joke

A nun is having a bath and there is a knock at the door "who's there" she cried - "Blind man" came the reply. That's OK she thought, he won't be able to see me. "come in then" she called, "Nice t.ts love, where do you want the blind".

[Freddy]

Cyprus mothers loving their children? What a joke!
From cradle to a far to often early grave they show
no real care simply because they drive themselves
and their children/family members in vehicles with
no-one wearing seatbelts!
What the Cypriot TV Networks need to do is to
broadcast a film every single night simply showing
these so called loving families exactly what happens
when persons are thrown around in a vehicle! A child
becomes an uncooked hamburger and the rest just
'meat'.....!!!!
Still do not understand the humour?

[Jerry]

Freddy said :-Still do not understand the humour?

Funny that Freddy. Never mind, you are absolutley right about seat belt ignorance but its because they don't understand the dangers not because they don't love their kids. All my cousins kids are scared of dogs because of what they have been taught by their Cypriot parents so I suppose a TV campaign telling them that not wearing a seat belt would turn you into a dog might work. Having said that, how seat belt aware were people in UK 50 years ago?

[Freddy]

Jerry, Understood the humour in your joke but not the originals!
Good suggestion about dogs/seatbelts. 50 years ago there very
few vehicles on the road, I know because I was a teenager. What
we are talking here is what most would term as common sense.
Anyway enough said on that topic lets have some humour!!!!!