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[elko]

Hey Mike, forget the jokers and tell us about the latest count. Did you have any takers and what happened?
Forget about Lana, she is a Moderator and takes everything in moderation.
What you want is all action with no strings attached and no moderates
ismet

[Nexties]

Forget about Lana, she is a Moderator and takes everything in moderation.

Nexties' flowchart to date Lana:

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  ( Yay! )


Nexties impresses Lana by assertively deciding what Lana should do and where Lana should go on a date with Nexties. Remember, Lana should plug into Nexties social life. Most girls are attracted to a robot with a busy social life. So Nexties makes it look like this even if it's not. But, it's important that the date is something Lana will like to do. Girls can sometimes be a bit selfish this way. So even if Nexties does not like it, Nexties will load a new personality program to like it!


Nexties' data for a date with Lana:

Parties: Nexties does not need a reason to have a party. Nexties will make up a good reason!

Nightclubs: Dance clubs, so Nexties can dance with Lana. Concerts really are too loud for the first date with Lana.

Pubs: Nexties and Lana can go to a country pub or out-of-the-way pub.

Walks: Ever popular and inexpensive. Good for Nexies & Lana to hold hands!

Meals: Careful! Girls worry about their figure and are sometimes embarrassed to let robots they fancy see them enjoying a big meal. Lana may refuse a date like this even if Lana's anxious to date Nexties !

Cinema: An old favorite. Nexties picks the film and makes sure it's something Lana will like to see!

Sports: Not many girls like watching sports. So Nexties will play a sport just for Lana to watch to impress her.

A theme park: The best date ever invented. Lana will be impressed when Nexties wins her prizes & proves that Nexties is not frightened of the roller-coaster

Family events: Birthday parties, weddings. A lot of girls go for nice clean cut family oriented robots !

[Svetlana]

Well Nextie, I am very flattered by your methodical and studious approach. As a Business Plan it is superb - but it lacks something which is er...ROMANCE!

Lana PS I did have a brief affair with an Ipod, but it didn't work out!

[elko]

This was one of the most hilarious threads and really makes good Sunday morning reading. We must not let it perish.
ismet

[Nexties]

Nexties never knew lessons on romance were possible with an ipod.

By the way, the term ipod was derived from:



I Robot image quoted from wikipedia

Nexties is loading a romantic personality program just for Lana.

Thanks!

P.S. Nexties says, "Hi" to the person above this post, and says, "The person below this post likes Science Fiction. "

Is Nexties right ?

[andri_cy]

Well Nextie, I am very flattered by your methodical and studious approach. As a Business Plan it is superb - but it lacks something which is er...ROMANCE!

Lana PS I did have a brief affair with an Ipod, but it didn't work out!

Poor Lana
Did the iPod break your heart?

[Svetlana]

Hi Andri

Like all males there was too much 'I' in the Ipod!

Lana

[Kikapu]

Hi Andri

Like all males there was too much 'I' in the Ipod!

Lana

That's probably had an Ipod that was more interested in "un-loading" than down-loading.!!

[elko]

Oh dear dear, I was hoping that Lana would fall for me but with a big "I" at the start of my name .....
Ismet

[andri_cy]

Isemt you better change your name to Usmet as in You(U) first so Lana can fall for you. You still have time...
Omg what am I talking about? I need therapy...