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by **unique_earthling** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:00 pm

A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his Dad
is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" he asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is
already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the boy.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the
good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when
we go to the loo, and that is poo."

The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence
for a few seconds and asks:

"And Tigger?"

by **Sotos** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:18 am

It took me a second to get it but when I did it was very funny! :lol:

by **littlemiss** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:43 pm

my joke!!!! well my dads. Sorry i got there first and posted it a few weeks ago lol its good tho eh? I tried telling it to my best man with my husband translating it to greek for me................. he had never heard of pooh or tigger lol wasted!!!

by **avyixy** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:01 pm

Yeah, English jokes are wasted on the Cypriot greeks, they never get them!!

by **unique_earthling** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:26 pm

sorry littlemiss, didnt see you had put this on the forum, i got it sent to me from a friend, funny how the jokes do the circuits. It would be interesting to see how far and to how many people a joke travels.. Amazing media the PC.. :oops:

by **Sotos** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:56 pm

littlemiss wrote:my joke!!!! well my dads. Sorry i got there first and posted it a few weeks ago lol its good tho eh? I tried telling it to my best man with my husband translating it to greek for me................. he had never heard of pooh or tigger lol wasted!!!

And how can you translate such joke in Greek? The Pooh is not translated Skatah

by **Natty** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:19 am

unique_earthling wrote:A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his Dad
is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" he asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is
already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the boy.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the
good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when
we go to the loo, and that is poo."

The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence
for a few seconds and asks:

"And Tigger?"

by **littlemiss** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:08 pm

Sotos wrote:
littlemiss wrote:my joke!!!! well my dads. Sorry i got there first and posted it a few weeks ago lol its good tho eh? I tried telling it to my best man with my husband translating it to greek for me................. he had never heard of pooh or tigger lol wasted!!!

And how can you translate such joke in Greek? The Pooh is not translated Skatah

thats exactly why it was wasted, i was kind of hoping he knew the word poo in english but nope! hey ho lol

by **jazzy1** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:45 am

A father said to his son who was about to get married
" when I married your mother, on our wedding night I asked her to try on my trousers"

She Replied
"these are far too big, I cant wear these"

"exactly said the man, and you never will just remember it is I who wears the trousers in this marriage.

OK said the son to the fathertaking on board his advice

On the sons wedding night he turns to his own wife and asks her to try on his trousers.

"I cant wear these she says , they are far to big for me"

Exactly said the man, and you never will for it is I how wears the trousers in this marriage

The wife then hands her husband her knickers and asks him to try them on.

"I cant get into these, they are far to small.
Exactly said his wife and you never will unless you change your attitude!!!!

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