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by **MACKAM1955** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:26 am

all driver pulling out of side roads have priority and must not accelarate more than 20kilometers per hour for the first half mile unless they see hire plates then they must catch the vehicle up front to play tag with there rear and front bumpers its old cypriot tradition going back to when they rode donkeys in those days it wasnt called tag it was called ass sniffing.

by **reportfromcyprus** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:01 pm

Let's not forget the rule that states:

when trapped in gridlocked traffic, lean on the horn and pray to the road god to get these idiots out of your way and give your car wings to fly over everyone else.

The other one:

When waiting at a roundabout, claim right of way by inching forward slowly until oncoming traffic can no longer ignore you and have to stop or crash into your fender.

by **unique_earthling** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:43 pm

(ass sniffing) that made me laugh. :lol:

by **XNTric** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:41 pm

Also,

Breaking signal at < 10 Kmph is not a crime ...

Parking at any place is legal as long as atleast one tyre is on pavement/road divider on any other object ...

by **miltiades** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:59 pm

You have left out those horrid huge exhausts fitted on cars so that the bloody noise they make is enough to wake the dead. Seriously though , I call these young punks criminals that have no right to endanger my life because they are f..ng nutters .It seems to me that the average young Cypriot driver , cant wait to to escape from this world.
What annoys me is the motorcyclist with the helmet on his elbow doing a hundred miles an hour and doing wheelies at the same time. What a bunch of first class f..ng idiots. So many young lives have been lost due to total stupidity by these morons.
UniqueE , still want to come for a drive with a real Cypriot !!! Promise to wear my helmet !

by **NeverSayGoodbye** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:00 pm

The Fast and the furious:Cyprus Drift
Coming soon at a street near you.

by **jazzy1** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:05 pm

I have never read such true words

by **aidy** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:15 pm

think the best one i have seen lately was a guy on a motorbike, obviously no helmet, head bent over holding his mobile phone whilst smoking a cigarette.

sounds a bit crazy or dangerous, imagine my surprise when he rolled into the petrol station and started filling his petrol tank up. needless to say he carried on how he entered the garage.

by **MACKAM1955** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:20 pm

Heres another good one the father on his pissy little honda monkey thing thats equivilant to a ford mondeo in the UK with his daughter in front of him looking that shes steering the bloody thing best bit HES WAREING THE HELMET. CLASSIC BEAT THAT ONE.

by **Snad** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:18 pm

What about when your sat a traffic lights and they turn to orange and a hundred horns go off telling you to "Get on with it!!"

Also when you want to turn right you have got a woman right up your arse and she blaims you and curses you out of her window for indicating :roll:

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