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When drunk...................

Postby GG » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:16 pm

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me! sing.
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Postby Snad » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby theresa » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:59 pm

True how true !
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Postby unique_earthling » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:32 pm

I cant say most of that sober.. :lol: :lol: :shock:
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Postby simonwjones » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:01 pm

How did you think of all these sayings?

Did you start drinking one night and take notes down!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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