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[simonwjones]

45 desgrees? That can't be true?

[GG]

I am a professional virginity confiscator.

I do lots of work in the community helping young ladies relieve stress and frustration and generally help with the mopping up afterwards.

In general I enjoy it, it has its ups and downs and its in's and out's but once you overcome the damp working conditions its quite enjoyable.

[cypezokyli]

[simonwjones]

I am a professional virginity confiscator.

I do lots of work in the community helping young ladies relieve stress and frustration and generally help with the mopping up afterwards.

In general I enjoy it, it has its ups and downs and its in's and out's but once you overcome the damp working conditions its quite enjoyable.

Are there any vacancies within your company?

I am keen to work there

[G.Man]

LOLOL

Work for an offshore bank selling investments in Egypt, Iran and Ukraine...

Cool travelling, money is ok, benefits are good... (rent free villa, full medical, free flights to uk etc)

[GG]

Are there any vacancies within your company?

I am sure we could find an 'opening' for you.

You must be fully qualified and stand to attention whenever needed.

Morning glory will not be sufficient, you will need to be up all day.

Obviously on your trial period you will begin at base level which includes working round the back and helping the elderly. Viagra will be supplied but be sure it doesn't get stuck in your throat or you may get a stiff neck.

Your probationary period will begin as soon as I receive a call from a needy gojagari.

[avyixy]

People that boast usually get none.

PA Sectretary.

Love my work, hours and pay, can't say the same about the boss.

[simonwjones]

LOLOL

Work for an offshore bank selling investments in Egypt, Iran and Ukraine...

Cool travelling, money is ok, benefits are good... (rent free villa, full medical, free flights to uk etc)

What kind of investments are they? Rent free villa, nice one! with a pool? Jammy git. You must speak different languages?

[simonwjones]

Whats up with your boss avyixy?

[avyixy]

Where do I start? I think the word psycho sums him up perfectly.

One minute he is as nice as pie and in an instant he turns into a psycho.

He never gets anything done on time and if anything goes wrong it is always the employees fault - never his! (although most of the time he knows he is to blame, he never admits it).

He hasn't given me a payrise for two years, and sometimes his questions get a bit personal and leave me feeling uncomfortable.

He has made all the female employees who have been at the company at one time or another cry (even me)!!!

To give you a rough idea, in the ten years I have been here there has been an employee turnover of about thirty people with only five employees here at any one time.

Basically he is a nutter!! But when you have to work, you have to work.