It's time for another joke from me...
A man goes to a local bar and ordered 5 shots of whisky straight up. The barman asked him, "what could be so wrong, that you need 5 shots of whisky straight up", in which the man replied, "Well, my son came home from college today, and he told me that he was Gay". The barman not knowing what to say, just went away.
Next day, the same man comes into the same bar and ordered 10 shots of whisky straight up. The barman asked him " what could be so wrong that you need 10 shots of whisky straight up", in which the man replied, "Well, my other son came home from college today, and he told me that he is also Gay". The barman not knowing what to say, just went away.
The next day, the same man comes into the same bar and ordered 15 shots of whisky straight up. The barman couldn't hold his emotions anymore and he asked the man, "for crying out loud, doesn't anyone in your family like Pussy", in which the man replied, yeh, my daughter.